Read full transcript of Lisa's vlog below - courtesy of Bravo
"Hi, I'm Lisa Vanderpump. Welcome to my video blog.
I don't understand why these young people, Katie and Tom don't have sex. I mean I don't want to know, but I just don't understand.
There you have it, bingo! Jax is just jealous of James and he wants to put him down every chance he gets.
Look what Jax just started for no reason whatsoever. And now everybody is moping on the first night of the holiday.
I agree with Tom here, he's been an amazing friend to Scheana. With all that Scheana and Shay have been through, he's been very supportive.
I don't see it's actually right in any shape or form that Scheana should be texting with Ariana's mother. If Scheana had a problem she should have gone to Ariana.
Well I'm glad Lala isn't discriminating about where she goes topless, I mean it wasn't just in my pool.
I love Tom Schwartz. He could deliver any message and he just gets away with it because he's so cute. Why do I love Schwartzy so much? I want him to be my little pet. You know like with Giggy, Daddio, and Schwartzy.
Well my advice to Katie is, “don't ever move to France if you don't want to see tits everywhere”.
I just like Lala so much, "free the nipple" indeed!
So Brittany says that she trusts Jax Taylor completely...really. Which boat did she just get off?
Jax thought he got away with something. Well he better be nervous now.
You mean, I've been caught. That's what you really mean to say.
Thank you for watching my video blog. I'm Lisa Vanderpump and I'll see you soon."
I don't understand why these young people, Katie and Tom don't have sex. I mean I don't want to know, but I just don't understand.
There you have it, bingo! Jax is just jealous of James and he wants to put him down every chance he gets.
Look what Jax just started for no reason whatsoever. And now everybody is moping on the first night of the holiday.
I agree with Tom here, he's been an amazing friend to Scheana. With all that Scheana and Shay have been through, he's been very supportive.
I don't see it's actually right in any shape or form that Scheana should be texting with Ariana's mother. If Scheana had a problem she should have gone to Ariana.
Well I'm glad Lala isn't discriminating about where she goes topless, I mean it wasn't just in my pool.
I love Tom Schwartz. He could deliver any message and he just gets away with it because he's so cute. Why do I love Schwartzy so much? I want him to be my little pet. You know like with Giggy, Daddio, and Schwartzy.
Well my advice to Katie is, “don't ever move to France if you don't want to see tits everywhere”.
I just like Lala so much, "free the nipple" indeed!
So Brittany says that she trusts Jax Taylor completely...really. Which boat did she just get off?
Jax thought he got away with something. Well he better be nervous now.
You mean, I've been caught. That's what you really mean to say.
Thank you for watching my video blog. I'm Lisa Vanderpump and I'll see you soon."
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