Read full transcript of Lisa's vlog below - courtesy of Bravo
"Hello, I'm Lisa Vanderpump and welcome to my video blog.
Why is Ariana there if she's going to be such a downer? Especially if she hates lingerie so much. The bra that she's got on isn't remotely too feminine for her. I mean, it almost looks like a piece of armor.
Well, there's actually a great learning curve, isn't it about the wisdom of having tattoos. Ten minutes to put it on, and ten hours to take it off.
Tom Schwartz he is the pillar of strength. There to support his friend.
Has she seen this show? No drinking tonight? Eh, okay then!
Stassi seems kind of obsessed now with making sure that Katie lets her back into her life. It's not just back into her life, Stassi wants back into this whole group.
Call me old fashioned, but I don't think that it's really appropriate to actually acknowledge the fact that you've even been aware of your best friend's girlfriend's tits. I mean, how does Brittany feel having parts of Peter's girlfriend installed on her body?
Oh, finally, goodbye to that couch! Where Jax shagged Kristen, Tom shagged Kristen, and then poor Ariana has had to sit on it! Not that, but she had to sit on the couch.
You see, there goes Jax creating a problem. Jax didn't need to actually tell Kristen verbatim what they'd said, he could have just said that there was some negativity. But Jax likes to stir the pot.
I think Jax is actually showing his hand right now and he's got definitely some valid fears that, maybe, who knows where this case could go? Will he be locked up? I think he's worried.
I'm Lisa Vanderpump, thank you for watching my video blog. I will see you next time."
Why is Ariana there if she's going to be such a downer? Especially if she hates lingerie so much. The bra that she's got on isn't remotely too feminine for her. I mean, it almost looks like a piece of armor.
Well, there's actually a great learning curve, isn't it about the wisdom of having tattoos. Ten minutes to put it on, and ten hours to take it off.
Tom Schwartz he is the pillar of strength. There to support his friend.
Has she seen this show? No drinking tonight? Eh, okay then!
Stassi seems kind of obsessed now with making sure that Katie lets her back into her life. It's not just back into her life, Stassi wants back into this whole group.
Call me old fashioned, but I don't think that it's really appropriate to actually acknowledge the fact that you've even been aware of your best friend's girlfriend's tits. I mean, how does Brittany feel having parts of Peter's girlfriend installed on her body?
Oh, finally, goodbye to that couch! Where Jax shagged Kristen, Tom shagged Kristen, and then poor Ariana has had to sit on it! Not that, but she had to sit on the couch.
You see, there goes Jax creating a problem. Jax didn't need to actually tell Kristen verbatim what they'd said, he could have just said that there was some negativity. But Jax likes to stir the pot.
I think Jax is actually showing his hand right now and he's got definitely some valid fears that, maybe, who knows where this case could go? Will he be locked up? I think he's worried.
I'm Lisa Vanderpump, thank you for watching my video blog. I will see you next time."
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