Recap: RHONY Season 6 - Episode 1: If You Can Make It Here

The ladies are back!! This season promises us drama, and the possible removal of a prosthetic leg. I personally love some of the new taglines. I have to say that Heather's is the best #HOLLA!

We start with Carole having a photo shoot and Heather is there, let me just say their friendship rocks! They just seem to gel together so well. Carole looks amazing, but she has a complex taking pictures. Why? Girl you are beautiful, fierce, sexy, ravishing, and amazing. Let those insecurities go! Heather wants to know about Russ, and Carole says she wishes she was the type of girl that has sex with a lot of different guys, she's not. Alas she's holding out for a hero. Aren't we all? So, as the photo shoot is going down Heather is right there in the photographer's ear, I can't. Go Heather! Heather needs to take over. 'Just go, click, click click ' the photographer says 'why don't you go over there.' Let's here it for Heather's reply 'I'm OKAY right HERE.' I gots to say, I love these women!

Sonja and Ramona, better known as Romanja this conversation is just draining. These bitches speak so fast it's hard to soak it all in, which is a good thing. Sonja, mentions Aviva, we all know how Ramona feels about this subject 'I think I spit up a little.' Honey, didn't we all? So, Sonja is freaking with a bunch of youngsters. Cougar on the prowl and Romana is throwing shade 'Sonja always has men coming, and going but these days she has more men coming, than going.'

Ramona is getting emotional about Avery. Sonja, have you become heartless? That's her daughter of course she's going to get Ramontional over her daughter going to college. These two here, I'm already feeling the tension. They are both throwing shade, and I see the end of Ramonja coming.

Carole is letting us know that Aviva is basically a nutcase. She's worried about seeing Aviva at Heather's birthday hoe down. WELL, a little crazy goes a long way Carole, and Aviva has a lot of it!! Cut to Ramona, telling Sonja that she would rather not see Aviva. After last year's St. Barts debacle I don't blame her. Ramona asks about Harry, Aviva's ex husband because apparently Sonja goes there, according to Ramona. 'The cow gets the milk for free.' Ramona that analogy, HAHAHA I guess you can call your best friend a whore without any retaliation. It's Heather's birthday party!! Heather you look amazing, and I bet working with Puffy was the ish. We see our first glimpse of Kristen the new Housewife. She's stunning, but does she have the personality to match? Sonja is making it a point to tell Ramona, in the car, not to tell anyone about Ben's age.  Sonja, that just guarantees ALL the girls at the party are going to know just how young he is.

Why are these young guys hitting that?? I mean I don't see what they see, but then again I like dick so ya know. Ramona says she doesn't know if this is the real thing for Sonja... you know Ramona. We all know that Sonja changes guys with each scheduled appointment in her tablet. Heather is filling us, and Carole in on how it was working for Puffy. Yes Heather envy is eating me alive.

Heather, yes Ben is actually probably one of Sonja's interns I mean he gets more than just collage credits. Sonja is jealous of Kristen because 'She's a knockout' yeeeaah she is. Now we get to meet Kristen, and her family. Those kids, Cash Money and Kingsley aka Lady Lou are just precious and her husband Josh seems chill. Their family dynamic seems fun, and put together. Kristen I think you look fabulous, you seem down to earth, with a sense of humor that has me rolling. #GetItGirl.

Oh noooooo here she comes Aviva. People tell me she deserves a second chance I say once a vicious bitch, always a vicious bitch. I'm just saying. Romana says she feels a 'black cloud of smoke' come into the room' She's more like a black hole than black smoke. Aviva does look killer at the party. Aviva says Kristen is 'Intimidatingly (which isn't a word) beautiful' I can actually see Kristen and Aviva hitting it off let's just wait for the rest of the season. I love how Carole is like 'oh God' because that's EXACTLY how'd I feel.

I can say that Aviva bringing up Harry in front of Ben is some shade I can live for!! Sonja if you don't want anyone knowing Ben's age why run, and tell Carole yet you tell Ramona to keep it quiet? The xanax must have kicked in. Haha! Carole, I don't think she's adopting Ben, I think this is how he's earning his intern credit!

Carole decides to go say hi to Aviva, and Aviva just jumps in to 'I'm writing a book, book which made me think of you' and she's just going on and on asking for Carole's help. Fuck that Carole, you don't need a fake friend like that. If you edit one word of her memoir titled 'One Leg To Stand On' I'll be disappointed. Judging from the fact you see who Aviva is I don't see that happening

The party is coming to an end and Aviva is cornering Ramona. This bitch asks Ramona to give her a hug, 'If you'll receive it' she says. Ramona is all really? Oh hell no and I can't blame her at all after the vicious attacks on Ramona's character. Don't get me wrong Ramona is far from perfect, but we all know that she was the bigger person. Also, her 'shade' wasn't downright trashy, it was witty, and stinging. Ramona would you love like Aviva, really?

Kristen, and Josh #DateNight Josh (My Namesake obvi) he was late and didn't text her once. It's good to see a couple like this on a real housewife show. They remind of Heather and Dr. Dubrow, but Kristen is Terry and Josh is Heather! He bought her earrings, and her gift? 'You're getting a blowjob for sure!' With that line Kristen is a kindred soul.

Ramona says her vice is shoes, yeah Ramona, and my vice? Lingerie! We know you're vice is Pinot Girgio. The phone is ringing and Aviva is on the other end. I got to give her props for being persistent. Ramona is giving in, which was bound to happen because really they are more alike then either would care to admit. Aviva even offers to drink with Ramona. How long have you been on the bottle Aviv? No wonder you want to make up with Ramona, friends that get drunk together, have fun forever! (Cheesy I know)

Sonja is hosting a tea party. Girl, please make sense, you are all over the place. WHAT amphetamines are you on? Do you and Ramona have the same doctor? Speaking of Ramona, she and Kristen have showed up for tea. This tea party is a mess, and I'm with Kristen. Ramonja are like two cats going at it. Then this crazy lady in a Fedora shows up, and as Ramona is telling the girls she's thinking about going to dinner with Aviva this lady starts talking about energies, and some non-existent being named 'Nettie' between her and Sonja's horrid pastel splattered dress my headache is coming on. Kristen says how she can't imagine Aviva not being nice. Ohhh Kristen, you are in for a rude, rude awakening. Sonja and Ramona are going at it now because Sonja says Aviva deserves a second chance. Sonja is making excuses for Aviva, naming all these things that makes Aviva who she is. I bet Aviva herself would disagree, you can't blame your past on who you are today Sonja. Kristen can't get a word in edge wise, and says that if this is how they act as friends 'I do not want to be there enemy' Who would??

It's time! Aviva and Ramona! Aviva on what planet is having 'whiter hair' a complement. She's taking shots and acting completely different because she doesn't want to be the villain. I don't think she ever wanted to be the villain. Aviva 'I've swallowed much worse.' Wow! Haven't we all? Ramona admits she's having a great time with Aviva, and remembers WHY she did like Aviva, I don't remember you ever REALLY liking her. Aviva says she was wrong for what happened 'on the island' I see Ramona giving in. Till next week fans and friends I hope you all are enjoying RHONY as much as me.

Watch the full episode of RHONY Season 6, Episode 1 HERE!