YASS HONEY. Imma start by saying that this season is the best one yet, and who knew it would be all about vaginas.
The episode started off with everyone (excluding Luann and Sonja) making calzones together where Carole and Bethenny threw shady digs at Jules the entire time. Girl bye, why do Bethenny and Carole gotta be so damn negative and mean? I like both of them but why the shade? We see you! But why did Jules put all that crazy shit in the calzone? Mmm chile.
Former Real Housewife Heather Thomson also made her return. Chile, we miss her big ass nose and her cheeky grin sometimes. It's nice to see she's still friends with Carole but girl I wonder if she was paid? Mmm we see you Heather!
We once again saw Jules bitching about her now ex-husband and give us more insight into the shady ways of her husband. Word on the street is he cheated left and right on Jules' skinny ass. Mmm chile, he's short and stubby and he married a tall exotic woman why would he cheat? I mean does his ass own a mirror?
Bethenny was all tears about her vagina problem. Bethenny is my girl and I gotta say it was refreshing to see her tough ass cry. Her current situation with her ex is obviously not ideal but Bethenny keeps her hustle and now her vagina has its issues, mmm this skinny bitch can't catch a break, chile!
Sonja and Luann give me life! These two are a better partnership than Sonja and Ramona I feel like, but now that Luann has her sugar daddy I don't know how their friendship is gonna pan out with Sonja keeping up her single and vulnerable act. AND may I add that Miss Bethenny needs to get the stick out of her ass and make up with Sonja already because its starting to make her look foolish.
The final scene of the episode was everyone coming together for a party Luann was throwing, but I didnt really catch what it was for. But when your The Countess do you really need a reason? So at the party Ramona - who in my opinion has sooo taken a back seat this season and in the process has crawled up Bethenny's ass along with Carole. As a result Ramona tried to tell Luann that she needs apologies AGAIN to Carole. Excuse me but Carole needs to get the fuck over her beef with Luann. Luann has seriously given up on this"beef" and now she wants to take all the girls on a trip, including Sonja. Let me tell you - that will be a good trip to watch and I can't wait!
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