Ladies of London airs Monday nights at 10/9c on Bravo!
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Ladies of London airs Monday nights at 10/9c on Bravo!
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Sneak Peek: Ladies Of London, Episode 5: To The Manor Born
Ladies of London airs Monday nights at 10/9c on Bravo!
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Photos: Mob Wives Star Alicia DiMichele And Son Anthony Fioravanti Get Matching Tattoos!
While most 19-year-old guys don’t want to be caught dead doing anything with their mothers, Fioravanti instead wanted to get a sentimental matching tattoo with his mother to mark their strength and perseverance.
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“After Eddie and I were arrested and Anthony saw everything that I was going through, he used to leave me these notes everywhere,” she said. “They would always say that I was doing a great job and not to give up and that he never realized how strong I was. That I always kept a smile on my face no matter what I was going through — And that I taught him how important family was.”
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Fioravanti would sign the notes with a special message. “He would always sign everything with ‘Family Over Everything,’” DiMichele said. “He picked ‘Family Over Everything’ because he said he learned that from me. It really meant a lot.”
“I felt that Anthony really thought about it and that it has meaning,” DiMichele said. “I don’t feel like it’s something that he’s going to regret later in life, and I actually think it’s a beautiful memory.”
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“With everything we’ve been through, I told her that I wanted to get matching tattoos with her,” he told Radar. “I’m closer to her than anyone else, and something that she has instilled in me is ‘Family Over Everything,’ so that is why I picked this quote for us to get.”
Last time we saw Alicia, she was waiting on sentencing for an embezzlement charge. Now that the season is over, DiMichele has reneged her guilty plea and is currently waiting on her next hearing. A few months ago it was reported that Alicia decided it was best for her leave the hit reality show to focus more on her personal life, so this comes in a perfect timing for both Alicia and her son Anthony. I wish Alicia the best, I will completely miss her on the show. I really hope she changes her mind and decides to come back at least for one more season.
What do you think of the matching tattoos? Love it or hate it? Tell us!
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Melissa Gorga On The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 6: "It's A Bumpy Road!"
In a recent interview with Wetpaint, the reality star and singer explained, "I think they fit in really well. It's fresh and different, but it's a bumpy road… There's a lot of things you won't expect to happen."
Melissa says that the new guys are all very interesting, adding that fans will love some and hate others. Here’s hoping that this season’s househusbands are just as entertaining as the men of RHOA!
Are you looking forward to the new season of The Real Housewives Of New Jersey?
The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 6 premieres on Sunday, July 13 at 8/7c on Bravo!
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RHOC Sneak Peek: Shannon Beador Breaks Down In Mexico!
The Real Housewives of Orange County airs Monday nights at 9/8c on Bravo!
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Jody Claman's Messy Divorce Trial Continues “He's Suing Me For Spousal Support, Child Maintenance And Half Of My Assets!”
According to court records and The Province, her husband, mining executive Eran Friedlander, filed for divorce last year.
"He's suing me for spousal support, child maintenance and half of my assets," said Claman during a break outside court.
Claman also said outside court she earned $800,000 for appearing on two seasons of the reality show, which was cancelled a year ago.
She testified in court she was $148,000 in debt and had monthly expenses of $50,000, including mortgage payments for three properties, including one in Whistler, and $6,000 to pay down her credit card debt.
Claman said she earned no income this year and wants to resurrect her catering company but needs $100,000 for equipment.
For hours on the stand, she answered specific questions about her earnings, including how much came from her daughter's clothing store in West Vancouver, the markup and margins on merchandise and how much staff were paid.
She was questioned about her monthly expenses, which included mortgages payments and an "umbrella" second mortgage ($6,250), restaurant meals ($600), household furnishings and supplies ($300), a lease on her daughter's Cadillac ($1,608), gas, taxis and public transit ($400), charitable donations ($1,200), life insurance premiums ($4,000), cat supplies ($100) and lessons and costumes ($1,400).
Not all questions dealt with money matters.
At the start of cross-examination on Friday morning, Friedlander's lawyer, Karen Thompson, asked Claman if she were a celebrity.
That led to an explanation about Twitter's "blue check," apparently afforded only to true celebrities next to their Twitter handle.
Claman said she used to be a celebrity during the show's 2011-2012 run but isn't now.
Thompson read back to Claman her own earlier testimony, from May 8, 2014, when Claman insisted in court she was a celebrity.
"I am a celebrity," she said in response to a question in court in May.
She explained Friday that she was a celebrity then, based on her involvement with an NBC show, but since it was cancelled, she has lost her prestigious "blue check."
"So sometime between May 8, 2014, and today, you ceased to become a celebrity?" she was asked.
"Yes, that's right," she said. "I no longer have a blue check, so I no longer am a celebrity."
The lawyer then asked Claman if on Friday she said to Friedlander "how nice it was his gay lover came to court with him this morning"?
"No," she said.
Claman, in response to more questioning, denied she spoke to Friedlander or a man who accompanied him.
Earlier in her testimony, Claman said she couldn't borrow any more against her properties and that she will have to "sell something" to meet her payments.
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Kyle Richards On Returning To The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills: I'm Not Going To Miss Carlton Gebbia!
The fashionista and mother of four added that her sister Kim is coming back to the show as well, said she has mixed feelings about the departures of former cast members Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia. "Let’s just say I’m 50/50. One is fine with me and the other one, well, you know! Joyce and I got along very well and Carlton was never nice to me."
"She went out of her way not to be," Richards added of Gebbia. "We were never friends so there is no love lost there."
The former child actress went on to add that she didn't know why Gebbia seemingly had it out for her. "I couldn’t tell," she said. "None of us have ever done that on the show. We have been authentic and if it was that, maybe that’s why the audience didn’t respond to her? It was so out of left field and I’m not going to miss her. I didn’t know her before [the show] and I haven’t seen her since," she continued to Us.
As to who will be replacing Gebbia on the next season, which "is just starting" to film, Richards shot down rumors that her outspoken pal Faye Resnick (a frequent, inflammatory guest star on past seasons) would be coming onboard, telling Us, "I know that’s not true."
Are you ready for the new season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? Are you going to miss Joyce and Carlton? Tell us your thoughts in the comment section below!
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RHONY Sneak Peek: The Drama Between Heather Thomson And Kristen Taekman Continues!
The Real Housewives of New York City airs Tuesdy nights at 9/8 on Bravo!
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Lizzie Rovsek: "Wanting It All' Is Different For Everyone"
This is an extra extra special birthday as we are doing away with Preston's Pull-Ups because "big boys" don't wear diapers. I don't know how potty training has gone with you fellow moms out there, but Preston has really put up a fight in regards to using the potty. I have tried every method and read all the books! We tried the three-day intensive, the laid-back approach and just going cold turkey. We just can't keep it consistent. Preston is a smart little guy and I think he probably knows exactly what he is doing. However, he knows that four is the magic number. We are saying goodbye to the diapers, for good. I'm sure it doesn't help to see his little brother going on the potty before him! My two-year-old, Kingston, has started potty training and it's going much smoother the second time around. I think with Preston I missed the window. I had two under two for a while and it was just a crazy time. Any tried-and-true potty training methods are greatly welcomed!!
On tonight's episode you see me trying to juggle it all. As many of you working moms out there know... it's definitely a juggle running a household, being a mom, and running a company. I got a little teary eyed talking about keeping it all up. Some days the answers are all very clear and everything seems to make sense, right? And then there are just days where I'm like, "What am I doing?" And everything can just seem so overwhelming!
You saw a glimpse of my faith tonight. I thank God daily for the blessings in my life and I also call on him to help me figure out this crazy world we live in. Let's be honest, we don't have ALL the answers. I find great comfort knowing that HE does. And let’s face it when all else fails, sometimes you just need to pray for answers or the strength to get through tough times in our life. I do strongly believe that when you are on the right track in life the appropriate doors easily open for us. If you keep running into a dead end or are dealing with impossible circumstances you may be on the wrong track. I do believe in following your dreams and working hard. Sometimes we just need a different approach.
The biggest obstacle running Sun Kitten Swimwear and raising my boys is finding the perfect balance. Or perhaps it's knowing that there isn't a perfect balance. Christian would prefer I just be a housewife. We talked about that before we were married. We were both from very traditional upbringings and I thought I would love being a super mom housewife like my mother was. My mom is the most fantastic woman, mother, wife and grandmother you could ask for. She is the most selfless, loving, compassionate woman on earth and I know without a doubt, is the glue that keeps our family together. She made our lunches, our beds, didn't miss a game or a recital and always had a home-cooked meal on the table at dinnertime. If you were going to grow up and be a housewife, well, she was just about the best role model ever! But something came over me and I realized that I did want all of that, plus a career. Wanting it "ALL," I think, is very different for everyone and also very personal. I think women have a different definition of what having it "all" means to them.
I really appreciate Heather's advice. Heather has a lot going on and she seems to really have a great balance. I got quite a bit of flack from last week's episode and my friendship with Heather. Do I agree with what happened between Heather and Shannon? Look, I did not witness Shannon going over to Heather's house. I watched it happen just as you did. I feel bad for Shannon. I don't agree with how Heather treated Shannon when she went to her house. All I heard was each of their sides of the story. I can see why each would feel the way they did. There are always three sides to every story... his, hers and the truth.
Heather has been nothing but good to me. Heather really took me under her wing and seemed to really care about what was going on in my life. I am new to this group and I really appreciate that. Also, I felt like the feud between Heather and Shannon was neverending. It was one fight after another. Watching the show now, I really feel bad for what Shannon was going through with her marriage. It definitely seems like a lot more than a 24-hour fight.
It hurt me to see Shannon struggling in Mexico this week. I know Shannon has been married longer than me, but I know marriage is a lot of work. Marriage can be hard work. Christian and I have had our fair share of hard times. Shannon and David were obviously going through a rough patch and having a hell of time seeing eye-to-eye. I feel bad I didn't understand her pain earlier. In my defense, I didn't really understand the extent of what was going on. Shannon had not confided in me about the details of the email and she actually just told me it was nothing more than a little 24-hour fight. So I didn't understand how serious the whole situation was. Heck, I didn't even know what was in the email!
I like Heather and I like Shannon. I would really like for them to be on better terms with each other. They are both lovely women and I look up to both of them. I don't know about you all, but I totally dig the friendship between Vicki and Shannon. I truly see a genuine friendship between the two of them and I really enjoyed seeing that on their trip to Mexico.
How funny is Tamra with that robot baby? Seriously, Tamra should have just called me. I could have just dropped Kingston off with her for a few days. I could use some free childcare."
What do you think about Lizzie's blog?
The Real Housewives of Orange County airs Monday nights at 9/8c on Bravo!
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Shannon Beador: "Some Days Are Harder Than Others!"
"It's especially difficult to watch these episodes that are about my marriage. It was hard enough to go through as we were filming, but as I watch again, I am basically reliving it. While some of it is positive, some of it is not.
I am glad that you get to see David and I packing for Mexico. There is a sweet moment in my dressing room where I giggle when David hugs me. When David and I are connected, sometimes I act like a little kid and get giddy around him because I am still so in love with him. I am really looking forward to going on the trip and starting to initiate different approaches to my relationship because the ones I have been using have been failing miserably.
I was very disappointed to see Heather and her assistant talking about me and suggesting that I "stir it up." I never have a hidden agenda to cause trouble. If Heather feels that people are going against her, I have nothing to do with it. I don't make decisions for other people or try to manipulate them.
I was even more disappointed with Tamra after seeing her phone call to Vicki. After she apologized to me for revealing confidential information to Heather, you see her doing it again to Vicki. Wow.
Mexico had its ups and downs, but the ups definitely came out on top! David had never been to Puerto Vallarta so I was so excited to share it with him. Vicki's condo was beautiful and the view was breathtaking! David and I have never stayed in a condominium with anyone other than our immediate family so this was definitely going to be a different type of trip for us! We were very appreciative of the invitation! When Vicki showed me to our room, I wasn't as concerned about the size as I was about the noise. I am a very light sleeper and the bedroom window was right next to the highway; every time a bus or a motorcycle went by, it sounded like it was in the room. We travel with a noise machine, but that didn't even drown it out and David and I were up most of the night!
David and I felt uncomfortable about suggesting that we move to a hotel because we never want to offend anyone, especially someone that is showing us such amazing hospitality! I'm glad you get to see David and I in a lighter moment again as we laugh about the situation. We we're very grateful that Billy offered to switch rooms with us!
The Garza Blanca is a beautiful hotel! It was so much fun riding the jet skis. I was half terrified, half ecstatic! David loves to be a jokester and you can see that as he starts to tip the jet ski! I have been terrified of the water since I saw Jaws as a kid!
I am not going to lie and say it doesn't hurt when David hesitates answering whether he enjoys spending time with me. But I do appreciate his honesty. If I want our relationship to work, I have to listen and hope that he continues to be open about how he feels.
I am not a fan of women smoking cigars and you will never see me with one. But everyone is entitled to their own opinion. If Vicki likes to smoke, then more power to her! (Just not around me!)
Vicki is always a great person to talk to. She was incredibly supportive as I told her about my issues with Tamra and Heather. She has had her own problems with Tamra so I know she can relate to what I am going through. I have been getting some backlash with some semantics issues. To me, the words "We're done. Please leave," coupled with a finger pointed to the door is the equivalent of being kicked out. Once again, if you don't agree, I respect that and you are entitled to your opinion.
And now to the worst part of the episode. Prior to Mexico, David and I had our fair share of conversations about tequila. I was a bit shocked about his newly acquired taste for tequila because he rarely drinks, and never drinks straight alcohol. He explained to me why he likes it and the conversation was done. At dinner, I was just telling everyone that tequila was David's new drink. In my head, it was my way of affirming him. I had no ill will or hidden agenda by making the statement. I was completely misunderstood by David and Vicki (and probably all the others) so I was frustrated. I don't want to make excuses for my behavior because once again, it was wrong. I'm just trying to explain.
At this point, I have basically reached my limit with people chiming in with their opinions about my relationship. You are seeing little snips of my life. No one knows what goes on behind closed doors. I understand that I am opening myself up to criticism by being on this show and I really am okay with it. It's just that some days are harder than others."
What do you think about Shannon's blog?
The Real Housewives of Orange County airs Monday nights at 9/8c on Bravo!
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Vicki Gunvalson Weighs In On Shannon And David's Fight
"Hola from Puerto Vallarta... OMG isn’t my condo amazing? Doesn't it make you want to put everything down, get on a plane and head there right now? Don’t we all wish -- including me! It has such a relaxing feeling when you're there and tends to take all the stress out of my mind. One of the favorite parts of my day is when I sit on the veranda watching the seagulls in a perfect line gliding through the sky. I feel my father’s spirit there when I’m there and my mind is at peace like no other place I have ever been.
Since I was there for two weeks, I had lot of friends rotate through. My brother Billy and his girlfriend Rhonda arrived first so of course they got the second master bedroom suite, and unfortunately that left the smaller bedroom to David and Shannon. I knew that they weren’t used to that type of room and probably expected the "Ritz Carlton," but to me that’s the fun of being in Mexico. It’s the culture, creeky beds and not 5,000-thread count sheets that make the experience, but I did understand it probably wasn’t what they expected.
When I told my brother that I thought they were not happy with their room, Billy volunteered his which was awesome. Billy is the best and so easygoing -- gotta love Billy!! After that little hiccup, everyone was happy and the Beadors woke up the rest of their trip looking at downtown Puerto Vallarta and the ocean. Voila! Problem solved.
I felt bad for Shannon when she said she thought everyone was always dissecting her marriage, but unfortunately it was the truth. They didn’t keep any of their "problems or issues" private so that’s what you’re going to get -- people’s opinions. I didn’t like seeing Shannon pick at David every time he had a drink -- especially the day we were on the beach tequila tasting. I mean, what the heck? It’s a gorgeous day, the waiter brought over tequila so what were we supposed to do, look at it? I just felt she was a bit uptight, but after some jet skiing and tequila she loosed up just fine. Way to go, Shannon, for rallying and enjoying the day. Don’t you love the way she tried to imitate me doing the "woo hoo?"
When Tamra told me about her idea of getting a “robo baby” and I thought she needed her head examined. I don’t know how “real” it is having a plastic baby to tote around but I think it gave Eddie a quick glimpse of how life would be with a baby in tow. Glad they decided against it as I think Tamra has enough on her plate with four kids, a new marriage and a new business.
For those of you that are asking... Briana is due to have her baby next week. I’ll be flying to BEAUTIFUL Oklahoma City to be with her for her scheduled C-section. I’m flying my 82-year-old mother from Chicago out there as well to welcome this new baby into the world so we will have four generations in one house. Hope Ryan can handle all of us. We are all so excited to see this precious new baby. Please keep Briana and the new baby (no name yet) in your prayers for a healthy delivery for both momma and baby. Now that deserves a WOO HOO!"
What do you think about Vicki's blog?
The Real Housewives of Orange County airs Monday nights at 9/8c on Bravo!
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Kristen Taekman: I Took It Out On Heather
"I was soooo upset! Ugh I lost it on Heather and needed out ASAP! I stormed out of those damn woods. . .and cried like a little baby. I needed it. I was on an emotional roller coaster after the repelling. I was exhausted from the late nights and early mornings and all of that damn drinking! I was getting beat down by all of the woman commenting on being a sh-- hostess. And well. . .the new girl lost it in the woods. Yup lost it. It was like a pressure cooker and I exploded and I took it out on Heather -- and looked a little crazy. Oops sorry, Heather, my bad.
OMG! Look at Ramona taking over hosting duties for me. She was actually taking my side on some things, and at same time making snide remarks about me every chance she could get. The best part -- she did it all with wet hair and no blow dry! Ha. Well, she has come a long way. Baby steps. . .
I was so happy that Carole came into the bathroom to check on me. I just neded to vent. Carole is so calm and understanding, and I was being a #crybaby
Glamping: This whole place was just so gorgeous and beautiful! Just a bummer that I had a crazy knot in my stomach over the argument with Heather. I hated every minute of not talking to Heather. This whole thing was so hard for me. She was pissing me off and I told her so. I told you I am not one to keep things in.
Gosh Ramona just always ragging on me. She knew I was upset from before. I get it, I am a shi--host. And here you feel the need to continuously rag on me. At this point I don't even care about what she is saying to me, and I definitely don't have the energy to defend myself!
One minute Ramona is a total biatch and the next my only ally. I could not believe that she came to check on me! At that point I was happy who ever it was. Ugh NOT OK what she said about Jonathan.. I feel horrible that I didn’t defend him. I was so mad at the time that I wasn’t thinking straight. That was not nice at all because Jonathan is such a great guy on all fronts.
The Rodeo: Wow. Such a cool experience! We were a bit over dressed for the crowd, but hey, that's what we like to do! Lu and I in the port-a-potty! #priceless #countessinaportapotty How funny.
Chuck Wagon: Beautiful way to end the trip. Gorgeous setting delicious food, and a bunch of cowboys! Inviting a bunch of people was the best bet for this night. No more alone time for us ladies!
The hatchet throwing was hilarious. WOW! And go figure Heather nails it first throw. She is unbelievable!
Fighting or arguing with someone just sucks and when it is a friend it just makes it worse. I am happy that Heather and I were able to make up. I know now that I was projecting and that I really took all my frustration out on Heather. I felt so bad watching the episode because I was so mean to Heather. I am just so fortunate to have her as a friend and how supportive she was. Also sorry for not defending Jonathan.
All in all, Montana was the best worst trip of my life. Ha ha, no if you get a chance -- go. It's wonderful!!!"
What do you think about Kristen's blog?
The Real Housewives of New York City airs Tuesday nights at 9/8c only on Bravo!
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LuAnn de Lesseps On Heather And Kristen's Fight: "I Thought The Fight Was Ridiculous To Begin With"
"What a great time I've had in Montana. It hardly feels like almost a week has passed by. We were so busy with so many fun activities and late nights of catfights that it went quickly but I'm happy to get back to the Big Apple!
Ramona's efforts to arrange drinks, cheese and crackers for us after a long day of geo-caching was much appreciated. I can say a lot of things about Ramona, but I have to hand it to her when it comes to partying. Turtle time just isn't the same without a little grub in your belly and a drink in your hand! It was nice to be out of my house as the tension was a little thick between Heather and Kristen. I knew that dinner was going to be a rough one?
I was really looking forward to glamping. I haven't been camping in quite a while and I must say this was a really chic way of doing it, In fact, I wouldn't do it any other way! The cabins were beautiful and we had an incredibly nice staff looking after us the whole time, including cowboys who would walk you back and forth to your cabin in the dark. Thank God! The food was good and it was a beautiful night to be in the wilderness.
I thought Ramona was incredibly rude to trash Kristen's ability to be a hostess. Ramona can be very demanding and Kristen wasn't prepared for a woman like this! Sure there could of been more attention paid to drinks and snacks, but we aren't kids who can't wait for the meal to come. Your guests you learn to go with the program, which is not Ramona's specialty. I usually load up on things at the airport in case of emergency when I'm going to uncharted waters.
Sonja was chiming right in with Ramona as usual in regards to Kristen's hostessing skills. Both of them were acting like diva brats! I expect it from Ramona but Sonja? She has changed so much these days. I don't even recognize the Sonja I once knew. Of course, when Ramona is around it only gets worse! Ramona doesn't affect Sonja in a positive way. I don't even trust her anymore and that's why I refer to her at the wicked step sister -- nice one minute and nasty behind your back the next. I'm very saddened by our relationship at the moment!
I loved the rodeo! Bucking broncos is something I've never experienced. The whole day was just awesome. I loved the people and the way they love their craft. The kids riding the sheep was the cutest thing ever. My least favorite was the port-a-potties (had to look that spelling up) LOL! When you gotta go you gotta go. I find holding your nose to be the most practical thing to do in this situation. It's not the first time I've been in one obviously!
I was happy that by the end of the trip Kristen and Heather finally made up.. I thought the fight was ridiculous to begin with. Who is Kristen to judge Heather and vice versa? I like them both very much so I'm glad they let it go! It would be a pity to end the trip on a sour note. Apart from all the drama we had a GREAT TIME and I'll never forget repelling off that mountain EVER!"
What do you think about LuAnn's blog?
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Sonja Morgan On LuAnn de Lesseps: "I'm Not Jealous Of Her!"
"I shouldn't say Kristen or Carole are bad hostesses. They just dont have the experience I have. It's been my business for decades now. I throw parties every week. I have dinner every night at my home, for no less then five people on average, and sometimes I have last minute dinners for tens of people impromptu. I'm asked many times to organize a Sonja In the City event in a matter of days. When someone else's plan falls through they can always count on me -- that's because I have the townhouse and there is no notice needed to reserve a commercial elevator (since I have my private elevator and no service fee). I can comfortably have 200 people on my first floor and in the garden (weather permitting). I have thrown events across the country and around the world for 10 to 2500 people.
I also have huge team of people I have cultivated over years to do public relations, sponsor events, perform, help with the invites, RSVPs, decor, and anything you can think of when throwing throwing an event. For example the Sonja In The City charity event in East Hamption became tricky because I needed places for 90 actors, Broadway performers, dancers, and singers to stay. That was not easy, but my contacts over the years came through. Hotels, homes, yachts, you name it, they stayed there.
I throw a Sonja In The City party nearly every month (some months several), so I am used to providing service, press, celebs, and a good mix of people and decor to create atmosphere to make sure the party goes into the wee hours and without incident! It's particularly important if you are on a private island or yacht. You don't want to be trapped with an unfortunate situation, like "Scary Island" (which I tried to circumvent) and have to fly someone out. I don't think Carole or Kristen have to be worried about creating that kind of atmosphere! I am critical of hosting, since it is my business, but I'm not that critical!!!
After geocaching I was happy Ramona took the initiative to have refreshments. I kept saying "Who has the refreshments?" They should have had a golf cart with a cooler. You didn't hear me saying that. I was dying in the dry woods looking for a box with dice in it as our prize. One piece of the dice! How do you say one dice? Die? Yes DIE! That what I wanted to do. It was hot, dry and dusty and no refreshements. Then you win one piece of the dice. Die.
I didn't want to wake up for glamping, but there is no fighting Ramona. You roll with the punches. She would not go without me for sure! I'm like her lucky penny. Boney Sony. She even wore my purple marchesite necklace from Mazzani Jewels inside out and upside down. It's supposed to go on doubled. She doesn't care as long as she has something of mine on. It makes her feel close to me.
When LuAnn says I'm like family it's because she knows we have that trust level. So why is she questioning it? I know our relationship will always be there because she is obviously going through something. People who know us both and especially my friends of decades know I wouldn't throw her under the bus. So her perception is just that her perception. Obviously I'm not jealous of her. I always want her happy. Hell! Who wants a friend nagging on them? We have only been friends for five or six years and mostly socially -- so I don't need to see this side of Lu!
The fight with Heather and Kristen wasn't surprising at all since Kristen has been outwardly judgmental and critical of everyone. For a new friend, I find it strange, but I see so many come and go. It's really not my concern. I thought she was fine as a social friend. It's when she called me delusional with her husband while not knowing my businesses nor my business plan that I decided I better not waste my valuable energy helping her. That's not the kind of friends that I have built my life with. I do NOT think what I have built is delusional. It's VERY REAL and I spend LONG, real days managing my businesses that I have worked on building since 14 years old. I have created tens of millions of dollars. I do not ask my girlfriends what they do to manage their finances and businesses. I support their dreams. I listen. I have built what I have from love and light, not from fear. I will continue to build while others try to poo poo my vision. There will always be those who are naysayers. But I have achieved much through visualization and will continue to dream and manifest.
I know people have mixed feelings about rodeos but I grew up barreling and love it. I am one with the horses, as I said I am a Sagittarius. However as a philanthropist who supports animals I do feel bad for the cattle being tied up. I asked about the belts they put on the horses to make them buck and was told it doesn't hurt them that it just makes them uncomfortable. The jury is out on that one.
I did get the hot dog. In fact, I'm in France now and it's dinner time so I could really go for a hot dog! I'm over here to get my things from my house that I sold. I texted Heather to say I was coming here to work on securing financing out of Switzerland on my French home and open it and prepare it for sale. That's why I missed her Anniversary party. I also thought the vibe would be bad if Ramona and I went.
Kristen's statement about Heather being bossy in her marriage crossed the line. I think when she couldn't get a rise out of Heather she resorted to that to get the attention she has been vying for all along. Ramona trying to make peace took the cake but of course she insults poor Jonathan in the process. I find him adorable and extremely attractive. Don't you?
I always make fun of Ramona's clothes, hats, bags shoes, etc., because she gives me comedic licence. Making fun of Ramona's big underwear was just a way to be cute with the girls (since no men were around) and to show my intimacy with her. I used to be able to call Lu "Pumpkin Head" and myself "Pin Head" like we did in London last year, but these days she is very sensitive. There is obviously more going on then she is telling me. When Ramona comes back with the fact I expose my "t--- and ass" I have to laugh. She's always been a prude compared to my half-naked modeling day ways. That's what makes our relationship dynamic and fun! We are Laverne and Shirley in that way. If she is down or I am out of sorts and we have a spat, it's just a sisterly tiff or an annoyance -- not a do or die. We are like the Golden Girls now. LOL.
I gave Kristen positive feedback during the happy hour because, whether you tick me off of not, I'm going to complement you when I think you are doing something great. I want people to do well regardless of my disagreements with them. I don't wish people badly. On the contrary, I want everyone to evolve and make this planet better for everyone, especially the children who are our future and innocent.
When Ramona comes back with "you expose your tits and ass " I have to laugh because she is such a prude in comparison to my half naked modeling days way of life. We are like Laverne and Shirley. That's the dynamic of our relationship that makes us fun! We are the Golden Girls now actually. LOL
I gave Kristen a complement during happy hour because no matter what our disagreements if I think someone is doing something great I am going to tell them. I never wish someone badly. I want everyone on this planet to evolve (like Aviva for example), especially our children who are innocent and our future. Missoula had very nice people. Paws Up is first class!"
What do you think about Sonja's blog?
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Ramona Singer Weighs In On Heather And Kristen's 'Bossy' Fight
"There was no way I would leave this trip early by calling in a private plane. I know I would never be able to live it down with the ladies. Since I had no choice but to stay, I decided to make most of it. I decided I would treat the women, including Kristen, to cold drinks and snacks. I have always loved entertaining and making people feel comfortable (even though I know it's hard for you viewers to believe this LOL!). I knew the ladies would need refreshments, so I decided to put out a pretty spread.
The glamping tents were luxurious and quite stunning. I was looking forward to a wonderful meal in a beautiful setting. I realized it would be cold and got our butler to get heaters for our dinner outside. I even asked if he had wines ready to go and what variety so they would be ready as soon as the ladies showed up. These are some things a hostess would normally do -- and since Kristen wasn't having the best day I decided to take on the role. I never would have mentioned what I was doing for the dinner, but Kristen was saying how she was being a great hostess and my mouth got the best of me!
I thought Heather was very funny when drunk. Her best line was, "I have a solid buzz that I plan to continue."
Poor Kristen is no match for Heather. I felt bad for her when she left the table. Kristen was trying her best, and sadly her efforts were not really appreciated. I felt terrible that she left the table and felt compelled to calm her down and bring her back to the group.
The rodeo was so much fun. We all really enjoyed it, especially me!
Our last dinner with the activities was directed by the tallest cowboy I have ever seen. I came up to his navel!
Throwing the hatchet was scary and intimidating. It reminded me of the movie The Shining or a horror film.
I could not take it that Heather and Kristen still had not made up. They were always friends and this was just getting silly and out-of-hand. I decided to get them together, and I am so glad I did.
I must say all-and-all, even though I complained a lot, I did really enjoy the trip and it was stunning scenery. We had lots of fun and did many different things. Just don't ask me to go every year."
What do you think about Ramona's blog?
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Heather Thomson: I Don't Apologize For Being A Boss
"Back to the ranch, but not out of the woods yet!
"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: 'Try to please everybody.'"—Herbert Swope
I never thought I would say this but, I'm happy I'm drunk. What started with Kristen and I throwing back a few at lunch to calm the leftover reverb of a harrowing experience on that cliff, has somehow turned into me getting hollered at -- and it ain't my kind-a holla! We are both beer buzzin now, and I'm not mad Kristen turned into Geocaching Jane. I didn't want to play. I was happy just messin' in the woods and being silly. I'm hanging not realizing you need at least six players to play? Cause you don't. You can geocach with as little as one!
I am sorry to realize Kristen is not having a good time, but I'm not sure what else I can do about it. I've supported her in every way I can. First, lining up happily for the trip to begin with, then supporting her decisions throughout the trip, and showing up at every activity and event with bells-on! Just because I didn't feel like geo-chasing some buried box, I was still there -- enjoying the outdoors and a carefree moment not bothering anyone (except Kristen apparently). And if that makes me a bossy pants? Well, then I'm a bossy pants -- however little sense that makes to me. And she's just a-beer-buzz-killing little tracker, but I can chalk it up to misguided anger. It's not a big deal.
I'm just happy to be back at the ranch and to see Ramona, of all people, with a fresh cold beer and a warm welcome. Why stop now? We are on vacation in the middle of the countryside! Radz is off to check-on Kristen, and I'm thinking a little cool down before venturing into the wild and into further isolation with her might be a good thing! I'm sure she'll come around. . .I did pick up this buzz WITH Kristen after all and maybe a little time apart will put us back together again.
"You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face. You must do the thing you think you cannot do." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
The "glamping" tents are warm and lovely, but the chill I'm getting from Kristen is cold. The change of scenery has done nothing to change her mood. For me -- it's over. We've packed up and moved on, but Kristen is stuck. Stuck on that cliff, and stuck in unhappy. I rib her to trying to break the ice but no such luck. Maybe if I try another elixir it will help numb the chill I'm getting from her? I'm not entirely sure of what I've done? I'm tired of the kvetching, at every turn on this trip and now I am dragging from a day of drinking, that started off fun, but has ended so poorly. Maybe if I switch to wine the sugar will be a pick me up? All I know is that I'm stuck now too. Stuck in further isolation with a friend who got me here in the first place who's now done nothing but throw me shade. I just want to get through this dinner, (if I can find the tent!?!), and go sleep this whole thing off. But there's no shot at keeping things moving. Kristen is still harping on me and it's becoming a joke at this point. The sugar in the wine is working and I'm up and rolling with the silliness of it all, but then here comes a jab about me bossing Carole around and then the right hook at my relationship with my husband and how I boss him around. There is nothing like a good jab to sober you up and she's finally got my attention. Don't I WISH I could boss Jon around! Ha! What the hell is wrong with her?
"No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent."—Abraham Lincoln
I am an energetic, enthusiastic person. I like to initiate things and make things happen, which sometimes can make me a better player than a spectator. I do have a need for excitement, and it pushes me into new territories and makes me an action oriented person. I don't shy away from taking risks and I do love a good adrenaline rush. And when the going gets tough, I get going -- which folks can take as being bossy. I am an Aries. I am a leader. And I am the Boss. And I don't apologize for it. Being a leader takes vision. Being the boss means defining and exhibiting moral and ethical courage and setting an example, but it also forces you to analyze your own strengths and weaknesses, and enables you to develop a good sense of reality.
"Do what you feel in your heart to be right–for you’ll be criticized anyway." -- Eleanor Roosevelt
Ramona just loves a good bone to chew on. She has no case against my husband. Jon has never taken an opportunity to get to know Ramona because he's seen enough. It's amazing to me, women in glass houses throwing stones at one another. While Ramona delights in her own opinion that Mario can light up a room, I can delight in a sound and dedicated marriage built on love and trust and admiration. While I know Kristen doesn't agree with Ramona, who is the first one to throw darts at Josh, not saying anything makes it worse. My relationship with my husband is one of the things I am most proud of in my life. That, and the two beautiful children we made together. Jon and I are a team. We've built a wonderful life together and we've worked very hard for everything we've built together -- he is my rock. Jon and I have faced some pretty big challenges early on in our marriage that had every ingredient to tear it down. But instead, our struggles have brought us closer. In our 11 years of marriage, our relationship has grown stronger with every year. We navigate our lives together, recognizing our individual strengths, helping to balance each other's individual weaknesses, celebrating our accomplishments and learning from the difficulties. And what I know for certain, above the jabs and beneath the hating, is that I am the luckiest girl in the world to be loved by him.
"And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make."—John Lennon and Paul McCartney
If a nerve has been struck with me that cries foul, I will not think twice before being confrontational, asking pointed questions that can potentially harm a relationship, or electing that people own accountability for their actions. I do it from a very honest and passionate place. My heroes stand up for what they believe in, and I am passionate about what I believe in -- which I realize can sometimes make me insensitive of other's emotions or make me look arrogant. Arrogant I am not. Stubborn however, when I believe I am right, I am. But a loving, supportive and honest friend, I am more. . .Hard shell, soft center.
"A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit." -- John Maxwell"
What do you think about Heather's blog?
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Carole Radziwill Breaks Down Housewives-isms And Reveals She's A 'Sh--ty' Host!
"Oh Beautiful for Spacious Skies…
My Summer Vacation
I'm keeping this short. I'm on vacation for the next two weeks. Italy, then London with a short stay in Paris. I'll send postcards. On my real vacations, I meet up with friends and we go for walks on the beach. We stroll through old cities, swim in the sea, and take afternoon naps. We shop, lunch, and, yeah, drink.
We never fight. All the beautiful ancient churches and pyramids do look the same after awhile. And my limit for almost anything is three. I'll go on three hikes, do three watersports, wander three times through crumpled ruins. But I check out after three -- except museums. As hard as I try I cannot get myself to three museums in any one city. The only museum I've ever really enjoyed was the Picasso Museum in Barcelona and I think that's because it's small and you can touch things. But I digress.
We have late boozy lunches and festive dinners that run into the night. We get drunk and we gossip. We're pretty good about muddling through without insulting each another. I've been told I'm a good guest. I don't take up much space, I don't eat a lot, and I keep my complaints to a minimum. I do hate air conditioning and early mornings, but my friends all know this and plan accordingly.
The Trees Are The View!
Admit it, you knew it was going to happen. Kristen is a shitty hostess. I was a sh--ty hostess in St. Barth's and Kristen is a sh--ty hostess in Montana. I don't shed a tear over Sonja's opinion of my hostessing skills. I agree. She's better at it than me. She was a hostess at a tony New York restaurant. She has mad hostess skills. I don't think enough about my hostessing skills, but maybe one day that will change and I'll be the Babe Paley of hostesses. Until then, I'd rather be thought of as a sh--ty hostess then sh--ty guest. Kristen, however, is more sensitive to criticism than me. She's also prettier, taller, and cries more than I do. See we've all got our stuff.
Having traveled with this group on several trips now I can say, unequivocally, that Heather is the only one of us who is both good hostess and good guest. No, wait. LuAnn is, too. Heather is kind when she is sober, and funny as hell when she's drunk. Like right now as we wander through the thicket looking for a cache that no one, except for Kristen, is interested in finding, Heather is funny.
Our trip, I think, can be summed up in two lines:
Carole: "Can we take a moment to enjoy the view?"
Ramona: "You can’t see it. There are too many trees in the way!"
Glamping
As sure as a one-legged duck swims in circles, at least once every three episodes someone will be called the "B" word. Bossy.
Bossism is an affliction of Housewives. We all get accused of it at one time or another. But Kristen is right, it's not the same as alcoholism (I was using an extreme to make a point. Why do some of the ladies take everything I say literally? It makes me crazy.) But the more alcohol consumed the bossier everyone gets so maybe there is a correlation.
Another Housewife-ism. Own it. You can behave like a jerk as long as you own it. Kristen owned Geocaching. She was upset Heather didn't own Bossypants. Then Heather owned it. Ramona owned her underwear. Sonja owned the cowboys. It really makes the ladies mad when someone doesn't own it. Lets see what I own:
- I own that I am not cut out to be Julie McCoy.
- I own that I can be stubborn.
- I own my fabulous pink satin "hiking dress."
- I own that sometimes I only pretend to listen to Ramona.
- I own that I don't enjoy creating unnecessary conflict.
- I own creating conflict if someone disrespects me, my family, or my career.
- I own the adjectives I used to describe Aviva.
- I own that I dislike hurtful gossip and people who spread it.
- I own that sometimes I, too, like to gossip.
- I own that I'm an Almond Joy: mushy on the outside, a hard nut inside.
Ramona "Goodwill Ambassador" Singer?
Not so fast. . .
OK, I'm going to say it. It's my first time this season so by my own definition I've got 16 more times to say it. Here it is: Who Does That? Who talks about a good friend's husband like that? Even if Kristen does feel unappreciated. Even if Ramona doesn't know him well. Who Does That? (Second time.) I've watched this scene twice now and it makes me so mad I only wish I were there when it was said.
Heather is the least serious of the gang. Jonathan has the best personality of all the husbands. Jonathan is nothing like vanilla. Jonathan is like an ice cream sundae, with whipped cream and sprinkles and nuts. And yes they are right about one thing, Jonathan doesn't walk into a room like an arrogant jerk.
Here are a few other things Jonathan is: he is a good friend, he listens intently, he is thoughtful in his responses, he is considerate. So back up bitches. You've just angered the nut in my Almond Joy.
Rode-Oh No You Didn't.
Yeah we did. We overdressed. I thought we looked great. I thought we looked idiotic. The rodeo wasn’t what I expected. It was more violent than I expected. It was dustier. I thought the animals were getting hurt. I didn't like the little kids being thrown. I didn't get the point of lassoing cattle on a bucking bronco. Sorry I can't offer more observation than that. The ladies sitting behind us were very sweet and the one with the super short brown hair saved my seat when I went to the latrine.
Chuck Wagon
Who would you like to chuck off the chuck wagon?
A Seattle Sonic basketball player! Hatchet throwing is a big surprise. What can we say about hatchet throwing. Is watching cooking so exciting? Maybe as much as flashing a squirrel. Heather won, as usual. Luann was a close second. The rest of us sucked.
We had a better time than you all saw. The show always focuses on drama. Yes, we got on each other's nerves, we drank too much, and slept too little. But we also had a blast at a local bar. We met the most interesting people. We went dirty dancing, we twirled and two-stepped. We raced three-wheelers through wide open fields, we sang patriotic songs, we rode horses to places so beautiful, and saw views so majestic it would make even me cry (it did). We saw a part of the country that people rarely get to see. It was magnificent. We are lucky, I'm owning that. We have a beautiful country. We are blessed. We were all happy we didn't have asthma."
What do you think about Carole's blog? Hilarious right?!
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Heather Dubrow On Shannon Beador: "I Didn't Call Her An 'Alcoholic'"
"Tonight you meet our chef, Nelse. He is absolutely fabulous and we are very grateful to have him in our lives and in our kitchen!!!! I love food and cooking equipment and eating, however actual cooking? Not so much! It's so amazing that I can now enjoy dinner with my family instead of sweating the meal. A HUGE luxury for sure and we are very thankful. I'm sure many people will judge this and say I have a huge staff... Well, too bad! I do have support, and it allows me the freedom to work AND spend time with my kids AND not stress about any of it. Could I do it myself if I had to? Yes (and I did for many years)! But luckily I don't have to -- so don't hate!
Hawaii Five-0: Terry thought it would be fun to have the family sit down and watch my appearance on Hawaii Five-0 together. I actually rarely watch myself on TV, because it makes me feel self-conscious. The kids got a big kick out of watching my "action" scenes, and although I clearly won't be starring in Salt 2, it was a really fun experience.
Shannon: Shannon's recounting of what took place at my house gets larger and more dramatic each time she tells the story. I didn't say "Zip it" or "Get out of my house." I didn't call her an "alcoholic" and it wasn't a "bloodbath." I don't blame her for this, as we all know I have a bit of a dramatic flare myself (maybe an understatement!) and apparently that's how it felt to her. I said, "We're done, please leave," because the conversation was going in circles and I could hear my kids in the next room and didn't think it was appropriate to continue. Shannon doesn't appear mad at Tamra for telling people about the email. She seems to get a pass, but it feels like I'm getting the blame.
Lizzie: Love her! I think she just needs to remind herself that she already HAS it all! It's hard to remember to compartmentalize when you feel overwhelmed. Potty training is hard, and kids have their own timelines sometimes. Don't worry, Lizzy, Preston won't be at college in Pull-Ups... Well maybe he will be, but it will be because he's pledging a fraternity. (HAHA!)"
What do you think about Heather's blog?
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Recap: RHONY Season 6 - Episode 17: Bury The Hatchet
Welcome back to Missoula, for "leg" three of #RHONYGoes West, where we are still missing one notorious Leggy Blonde. In her stead is the Countess, who is ever present, yet a "Friend of the Housewives." How does this work, anyway? Does Aviva just toss her apple over to LuAnn when the pollen count gets too high? Anyway, let's get started. So we begin with Kristen, back at the Antlers cabin, licking her wounds from a fight with Heather. A fight she started. A fight she can't win. Kristen feels Heather was "mocking" her and being cruel. At this point, I feel like she is more embarrassed that anything and cannot just let it go. It is as if Kristen has geocached her way to a treasure trove of her own issues and she is throwing them all on Heather. Not smart.
Meanwhile, at the Beaver cabin, Ramona is busy drunkenly arranging refreshments and playing hostess for the sole purpose of proving that Kristen is a BAD HOSTESS. Oh the shame! Carole kindly goes to the other cabin to check on Kristen, who is crying in the bathroom, soothing Kristen by telling her it is always hard on the one who puts the trip together (Bravo production?). Wisely, Carole suggests the trip was over-planned, saying people need time to do their own thing. I agree and think that solo peyote trips may do some of these women a lot of good. Back at the Beaver cabin, the ladies all buzz about the argument between Kristen and Heather. Someone twists words into Kristen saying Heather was "a drunk," and Heather clears it up, saying no, Kristen just said she was drunk, followed by, "I definitely have a very solid buzz on, that I plan to continue, by the way," delivered with a grin that makes me howl.
Kristen has to pull herself together though, because the next activity starts immediately, "Glamping." Great concept, obnoxious name. Ramona goes to see if Sonja is ready for glamping and finds her fast asleep. Sonja pleads with Ramona to let her sleep, saying Kristen is in a really bad mood and she is "geocrashing." Then a sleepy Sonja surprises us with the best argument for staying in: "Tell them I have asthma." Bam! Glamping will take place in massive, gorgeous tents, where the women will be taken care of by two more gorgeous men, Adam and Brad the Ranch Hands. I think Bravo knew this trip was slightly painful so they made sure to add the most attractive attendants as possible. Well done! Ramona is playing hostess once more, ordering the men to bring in heaters and get the wine ready. The tension is thick so Heather makes an effort to break the ice with Kristen by brushing by her and jokingly saying, "Move over, bitch." Kristen is not letting it go and this attitude tuns dinner into Kristen v. Everyone.
First we have Kristen telling the entire group that they are unappreciative of her hostessing and Ramona pounces, saying, "In all fairness, I've been doing most of the work for you, Sweetheart." Kristen looks like she's going to pop a vein while yelling that she doesn't need to wipe their butts for them. Yes, wipe their butts. She screams that she's sorry they didn't have a butler, then points to the Ranch Hands, saying, "There's your butler." Brad and Adam both try to look busy and hustle by, attempting invisibility. In my favorite talking head ever, Kristen addresses Ramona indirectly by saying, "You know what? She can go f__k herself." Now I am with Ramona on this one. If Ramona could bring along her trusty curler, Bernice (who I think escaped to the Hamptons in a tiny plane), Carole could bring a bear suit (more to come on that), and Sonja could bring a squirrel (that tryst did not take place by chance, people), then surely Kristen could have smuggled in a proper butler. After all, she is hosting THE Ramona Singer. Wise up, Kristen. Just kidding. I'm never with Ramona...ever.
Because she cannot stop until it is a full blown meltdown, Kristen then hounds Heather about the bossy issue some more. This time, however, she throws Carole into the mix by asking, "You don't control Carole?" Carole seems confused and not pleased to be tossed under the bus. If Carole were so easily controlled and afraid of conflict, I don't think she would have signed a Housewives contract. As if the line were not crossed, Kristen then says that Heather also bosses around her own husband, Jonathan, and controls him. Happy drunk Heather is no more and a change comes across her face that frightens me through the television set. You do not judge Heather's family and she's having none of it. Neither is Carole. Neither am I. You see, Jonathan is my dream husband. He's handsome, sweet, attentive. He's the whole package and he worships his wife and kids. He is my Househusband crush of RHONY and I will not have him disparaged. Kristen flees dinner and, of all people, Ramona goes after her. As LuAnn points out, "Ramona keeps saying she's the hostess, so it's her job to bring her back." But this IS Ramona Singer we are talking about so she uses the opportunity to pull Kristen aside and agree with her that Heather controls Jonathan, suggesting Jonathan is some meek little creature who has no presence when he enters a room, unlike charming manly men Josh and Mario...because we all know they're golden.
The following morning, Stepford Friend Carole goes to check in on Heather, bringing her a beverage to nurse her hangover, as well as a dose of Tranquil Day. Ok, I am just assuming Carole keeps a bottle of Tranquil Day on hand. Heather is mulling over the possibility that her eyes are stuck shut, but aware she may have to drink more to make it through the day. In response to Kristen's assertion that she controls Carole, Heather and Carole decide that they complement one another, which they do. Heather is an M&M, hard on the outside and soft in the center, and Carole is an Almond Joy, soft on the outside and hard at the core. I love these two and they need the buddy comedy spinoff that Ramonja is lobbying so hard for. Ramona and Sonja are thirsty for their own show, so I suggest if they want to be the Golden Girls that they retire and move to Florida. If we want you, we will call, Ladies. Meanwhile, Kristen tells her side of the story to Josh on the telephone and (surprise!) Josh sides with Heather. Kristen just can't catch a break. Meanwhile, Sonja and Ramona are talking (because they never stop) and Ramona wants to know what Sonja is wearing to the rodeo. Sonja is more worried about finding her vitamins, because she can't "poop" without them. Ramona reminds her that they will be back at 3:00. "That's too late," Sonja says, making me wonder what may happen to make that too late. Don't tax yourself Ms. Morgan, just find your "rodeo underwear" and you'll be good.
In a fun aside, we see a clip of the previous night, where all of the ladies are sitting by the campfire and a creature stirs in the woods. Adam and Brad round them all up and get them into the tent, and in busts a Grizzly Bear, with the most non-threatening greeting ever. It's no Grizzly...it is a Radzizilly Bear! In her talking head, Carole said that as soon as she heard they were going to Montana, she knew she had to prank them and then she found a bear suit on eBay. Best $600 she ever spent. This is one reason why I love Carole. Sonja is busy figuring out what underwear to pack for her mood (then not wearing them), and Carole is carrying luggage with a giant bear suit and a pink velvet hiking dress. That's who I'm headed to the woods with. Radzizilly Bear all the way! At the end of the scene, we hear Sonja say, "I peed." Is it irony that the one who needs pull-ups is the one who doesn't wear underwear?
The next day is the rodeo and the girls take two separate cars. In Heather's car, she aptly concludes that rappelling sent Kristen over the edge, literally. Heather also feels that Kristen is projecting because she is not in control of her own life. As viewers, we see how hard Kristen tries with Josh and in no way does she have any control. I agree that Kristen is projecting and I feel she is jealous because Heather is authoritative. When I watch Heather and Jonathan, I get the feels. When I watch Kristen and Josh, I get the sads. However, this whole ridiculous argument gives me the sads because, although she's been a wet blanket, Kristen is still one of the good ones, and I don't want to see the good ones fight. The only real highlight aside from that is seeing Carole and the Countess use porta-potties. They take it in stride and as Carole exits, she tells the man entering that this one smells like roses.
It is the last day (finally) of the (longest) trip (ever), and Kristen has arranged a special evening for everyone that involves a wagon ride to dinner by the river. When they are all getting on the wagon, Sonja teases Ramona about wearing "big" underwear, so Ramona decides she needs to show everyone her underwear waistband to prove they aren't big. The two go on about T&A and underwear and give me a headache. The best part is the nice lady driving the wagon, who very quietly looks on and I think two things. This nice lady wears HUGE underwear and she wants to pull an Old Yeller on Ramonja. If she does pull an Old Yeller, I will look away and never tell a soul. In fact, I am pretty sure that Carole really brought that bear suit in a effort to stage a mauling of the two of them. The Radzizilly Bear was great fun, but for one second I hoped against hope for a Radzizilly attack.
Once they arrive at dinner, the women meet the tallest cowboy on earth, who used to play professional basketball. He treats them to hatchet throwing and I am again forced to see Mrs. Singer with weaponry. This time she is throwing hatchets and she is acting scared, but it is everyone else that needs to be afraid. Of course Sporty Spice Heather is the natural, and all the women start having fun before they realize they have let it happen. In fact, Carole even flashes a squirrel, though this may be a calculated move to get back at Sonja. That facialist said you stole my man? I'm gonna show your squirrel what he's missing. Kristen has invited all of the hot guys who helped out throughout the trip and Sonja is in heaven, flirting with the two chefs. "Look at the way he throws that meat around," she says of one. Kristen is on point when she looks at the group and realizes that if she wanted to make everyone happy, she should have let them throw sharp objects from the beginning.
In a last bit of Western drama, Ramona calls out Kristen and Heather at dinner for not making up. The two take a walk. Heather whispers to Sonja before they go, "If she brings the ax, come after me." Once talking, Kristen apologizes in a way without being able to say "sorry." Heather is to be applauded for saying that they are good friends and she will take any bullet she has to for Kristen, but if Kristen is out of line, just come to her the next day and say sorry. To her credit, Heather hugs it out with Kristen and all is well. Kristen simply lost her mind and, though there was no geocaching involved, Heather helped her find it. Suddenly all is good in the West and we see a montage of happy moments (I got the feels again), letting us know that there was fun sprinkled lightly throughout the drinking and constant bitchcraft.
Next time, Kristen and Josh give me the sads, LuAnn refuses to sing live and I no longer get to type "Beaver Cabin." Thanks for reading. Until next week, I will be shaking off these feels and watching out for Radzizilly Bears.
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Photos: Former Real Housewives Of Orange County Star Alexis Bellino Shows Off Bikini Body And Hints Her Return To TV!
Alexis opted for a skimpy two-piece that resembled a lingerie set, with the fabric made up of both pink lace and silvery leopard print.
The minimalistic triangle number put ample cleavage on show as it showcased her taut tummy and toned legs.
The wife and mother-of-three wore her luxurious long blonde tresses in elegant waves and stepped out with a full face of make-up as well as strappy silver heels.
Alexis posed with her husband Jim Bellino, who decked himself out in all white but made sure to keep his linen shirt unbuttoned. Later, Alexis slipped into a slinky gold figure-hugging mini dress and got herself over to Andrea's.
Just two weeks ago, Alexis posted a photo of herself getting her make-up done with a camera in frame, hinting that her run on the silver screen did not end with the Real Housewives franchise.
'Back to work!' she wrote in the caption. 'Can't wait to share this project with all of you. It airs in August! Details soon to come.' Hoping to drum up excitement further, the blonde added: '#hmmmmmmm #mysteryjob'
I must say Alexis looks hotter than ever, I really miss seeing her in RHOC, I can't wait to find out what is this "mysterious" job is because I can't wait to see her back in my TV screen.
What are your thoughts? Hot or HOTT?
Source: The Daily Mail
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Are Adrienne Maloof And Camille Grammer Returning To The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills?
TMZ is reporting the following:
"Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" producers have lured back 2 big stars ... one of whom they fired.
Camille Grammer and Adrienne Maloof are the secret to restoring the show to its former ratings glory ... at least that's what producers are banking on -- sources connected with the show tell TMZ.
Pretty ironic ... Camille was fired after her divorce from Kelsey. Her problem ... she went from crazy to boring after her divorce.
Adrienne was a hell-freezes-over type girl, because we're told producers said they would NEVER work with her again after she quit the show.
But times and ratings change. Now that the show has 86'd Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud crashed and burned, there was a gigantic hole in the cast ... now filled.
We're told Camille and Adrienne won't be on all the time ... they'll be on here and there. They've already shot scenes -- most recently at Kyle Richards' infamous white party.
Adrienne went through a nuclear divorce with Paul Nassif but we're told neither he nor their kids will be story lines."
Also Camille, Adrienne and Taylor all attended Kyle's infamous white party this past weekend which was filmed for the upcoming season. Are you excited that Bravo is making this happen? What are your thoughts? Tell us in the comment section below!
Photo Credit: Bravo
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